Let the Hilarity Begin!

Camping is fun!

Welcome to my personal SacState website. From these first, humble beginnings as a mere CSC 001 project, I plan to build a juggernaut of truly gargantuan proportions. One day, entire nations will bow before the awesome might of this webpage. By cunningly manipulating the sacred language of HTML, I will crush the pathetic forces of the World Wide Web under the heel of my boot. My rule will be long and proud - remembered as the time of the "Iron Fist in the Velvet Glove." Those who resist will be no more.

Or I may just get bored after a couple of days and forget I even have a website. It's kind of a 50/50 chance we're looking at.

Okay, 60/40.

90/10. Geez.

Things to Know About Me

I am currently in year 5 of 3,971 of my music major. My concentrations are Voice (tenor) and Composition (bad). Apart from this, I'm really fairly boring. Here's proof.

Useful Links

I really can't explain this

CSC 001 Website - An invaluable tool for anyone currently enrolled in Professor Cook's Computer Science 001 class. It contains notes on lectures, all lab assignments, and a multitude of other useful supplementary material.

TruthorFiction.net - Ever get one of those chain e-mails letting you know about the AOL-Microsoft merger and telling you that you'll receive money for every person you forward it to? Next time that happens, use this site. The great majority of all the popular e-mail scams, chain-letters and hoaxes have been catalogued here, with information on their validity. A nice thing to forward back to everybody.

Links to Avoid

This is both explainable and excusable.

Kingdom of Loathing - A wonderful time-wasting tool, Kingdom of Loathing is a turn-based, stick figure RPG (That's "Role-Playing Game" for you blessedly normal people out there.) that lovingly lampoons the whole idea of fantasy gaming. The best part is, you're only allowed a certain number of adventures per day, so it isn't terribly habit-forming.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Please e-mail me.

Jonathan Hansen takes full responsibility for the information posted. The information on this page represents that of Jonathan Hansen and not that of California State University, Sacramento.