1. Disneyland is just a human trap run by a mouse
2. Pushing the elevator button more then once does make the elevator show up faster
3. Because quizes are quizical tests are test_ _ _ _
4. The color neon green was the actual reason behind many of the attempted presidential assasinations, while dark purple was responsible for the Lincoln assasination.
5. The motion picture "The Matrix" was not real!
6. Hot Dogs are actually made from human calf muscles
7. "Lift it Lift it SR5 what are you doing? You got some mean shocks on that one!" was the actual campaign slogan that won Woodrow Wilson the office of president.
8. Contrary to popular belief typing random letters into the address bar on the internet will not allow a human being to fly.

field boy was i wrong
many people were lost that day...just to the left of the Rio Grande if the president really wanted to he could end the lives of all the people that live in western europe.
many years ago the United states hid a bomb under the soil and set a timer.

enjoy the table that is displayed for no ones pleasure.

At birth i was one of the few humans to develope the ability to pilot Russian Space Craft	I walked at the age of 1 day and 5 hours.	When i reached the age of 12 i was declared to be a child prodigy...but not when it came to spelling	Shut up and stop looking at me
lefty loosey	righty tighty	welcome to the twilight night sight Zone